Thursday, July 03, 2008

You Might Be Addicted To Dance...

You might be addicted to dance if:
  • You listen to dance music at times when you cannot possibly dance -- i.e. on your car stereo, with headphones while taking public transportation, on airplanes.
  • More than 50% of the t-shirts in your wardrobe are dance-related.
  • When you are debating whether or not to buy a new article of clothing, a chief factor in the decision is whether or not you can wear it dancing.
  • You go to non-dance social functions with other dancers but you cannot carry on a conversation for longer than 15 minutes without talking about dance.
  • You have to explain at least once a week that you missed some over-hyped television program, a business function or social event because it conflicted with dance class.
  • What you eat for dinner depends on whether you're going dancing afterwards (nothing too heavy, no garlic or onions).
  • Even though you are an advanced dancer, you drop in on the beginners classes at least once a month just in case they are doing a beginner dance you've never learned.
  • You subscribe to more than one dance-related magazine or newsletter.
  • The photos on your desk at work include at least one of you at a dance-related event.
  • You plan business trips and vacations so as to avoid missing your favorite local dance classes.
  • You have, at least once in the past year, spent more time driving to a dance event than you knew you would actually spend dancing, i.e. one hour each way commuting to dance less than two hours.
  • If you have pets, at least one of them has a dance-related name -- a cat named Cha-cha, a dog named Paso, a bird named Cucaracha.

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